Chemistry Joke time! 1.
Susan was in chemistry. Susan is no more, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4. Explanation:
H2SO4 is sulfuric acid. Presumably, Susan drank acid instead of water.
2.
A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through". Explanation: Bunsen burners produce heat. This heat is transferred to the ice, causing it to melt. The change of state from solid form (ice) to liquid form (water) is known as a change of phase.
3. Explanation: U or Uranium is a relatively heavy element.
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Q: What is the chemical symbol for diarrhea?
A: (CO(NH2)2)2
Explanation:
Urea is the molecule CO(NH2)2. The prefix "di" stands for two.
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Here is a historical note: In the 1980's, in an effort to increase public awareness about the importance of chemistry, the American Chemical Society posted billboards with a picture of C6H10 and the title, "It takes alkynes to make a world."
Explanation:
C6H10 Is an alkyne, it sounds like all kinds.
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Q: What do you do with dead Chemists?
A: You Barium!
Explanation:
Barium, one of the elements on the Periodic table, sounds like Bury em'
Here's bonus video showing how Oxygen reacts with some elements!
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Chemistry Joke time!
1.
Susan was in chemistry. Susan is no more, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Explanation:
H2SO4 is sulfuric acid. Presumably, Susan drank acid instead of water.
2.
A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".
Explanation:
Bunsen burners produce heat. This heat is transferred to the ice, causing it to melt. The change of state from solid form (ice) to liquid form (water) is known as a change of phase.
3.
Explanation:
U or Uranium is a relatively heavy element.
4
Q: What is the chemical symbol for diarrhea?
A: (CO(NH2)2)2
Explanation:
Urea is the molecule CO(NH2)2. The prefix "di" stands for two.
5
Here is a historical note: In the 1980's, in an effort to increase public awareness about the importance of chemistry, the American Chemical Society posted billboards with a picture of C6H10 and the title, "It takes alkynes to make a world."
Explanation:
C6H10 Is an alkyne, it sounds like all kinds.
6
Q: What do you do with dead Chemists?
A: You Barium!
Explanation:
Barium, one of the elements on the Periodic table, sounds like Bury em'
Here's bonus video showing how Oxygen reacts with some elements!
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